Decorate your home

A nouveau riche wants to redecorate her home and calls the best interior decorator in town:
He asks "what kind of decor do you want? Modern Style?"
"Nah."
"Then maybe Louis 14?
"Nah"
"what about Empire?"
"Nah."
But madam if you do  not give me an idea of the decor you want, I won't be able to decorate your home."
"Decor shmecor!!!Vat i vant if for my friends to give one look and then fall dead!"